21 Brand-Spanking-New Dad Jokes That Made Me Laugh So Hard

By Mike Spohr for buzzfeed.com

Don’t believe me? Here are some of the best, most groan-tastic original jokes they’ve come up with over the last year:

1. “My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back, ‘Sure, my door is always open.'”

2. “I think the girl at the airline’s check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘Window or aisle?’ I laughed in her face and replied, ‘Window or you’ll what?’”


3. “Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree? They had a long conversation about bark.”

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